My Beaver Hates Wood merch

My Beaver Hates Wood merch*** For Adults Only *** Not all beavers like wood, and that's ok! Wood isn't everyone's cup of tea, is it? I wrote this book with those people in mind. This book is a (kind of, but not really) follow on from My Beaver Loves Wood. If you're a wood lover, check that one out. But if you're not partial to a plank of wood, then this book is definitely for you! You should buy this book if: You have a Beaver Your Beaver hates wood You want to buy this for

Your friend likes roses

Isn't it just the worst when you have a lovely lollipop but no one to suck it

You own a baguette

thanks for looking at my Little Bean

and guaranteed to earn knowing looks from the right people and confusion from everyone else

You appreciate a good beaver photograph

All beavers can smell fresh - put yourself or your bestie into this story and show them that anyone can have a happy beaver

but not really) follow-on from My Beaver Loves Wood

You enjoy adult innuendos and silly humour

Scissoring) loves scissoring

You are a fan of silly

immature but adult-themed humour