The Creampie merchandise

The Creampie merchandise*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY *** I'm not quite sure what to write for this description this book is about cream pies. Please note this is a funny adult parody book and does not include any cream pie recipes. It is also not an instructional manual and does not teach you how to give or receive a cream pie. Buy this book if: You like creampies You want to give your partner (or FWB?) a creampie book You enjoy silly, immature adult innuendo based humour

This book is packed full of double meanings that only golfers will understand

and absolutely not subtle

Or maybe you love c*cks yourself

ISBN-13: 979-8317143244

packed with silly humour and references only adults will truly appreciate

Tina is a restaurant owner who loves people putting their tips in her jar - and she's so good at her job that her tip jar is always filled to the brim

EAN: 9798343102451

You appreciate a hero called Harry Longdong

It is dark and moist

Will you suck my lollipop

You want to buy this for someone whose Beaver hates wood

this is not a helpful guide and is intended for humour purposes only